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edited November -1 in General Discussion
need advice? relationship problems? fashion faux pas? ask the worlds least qualified person for help! for the record, i, joe, am the least qualified person, hopefully i'll get back to you within a day or two.

and remember, thers no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid answers.
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  • sweetnesssweetness
    dear joe,

    how did you become so talented and legendary? and where is everybody tonight?

    love
    joe
  • sweetnesssweetness
    well, afer years of hard work, and very little to do, i set out on a quest to become super deadly, and after a stretch of 10 years i became the ultimate beast! a machine so powerfull it could only be called one thing: "sweetness". and where is everybody? im all alone, and so very sad.
  • sweetnesssweetness
    dude, talking to yourself is so lame!
  • honeyowl4honeyowl4
    Dear Joe:

    I am wearing a dark greenish dress to Selgae's (our school's Sadie Hawkin's Dance --- it's Eagle's spelled backwards!) What should my date wear to color coordinate?

    - Dreaming About Dresses

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  • tune1shadetune1shade
    Dear Joe,

    A couple questions:
    1) Why don't you own a scarf? You seem to be a scarf kind of person.
    2) Why are colds such meanies?

    -hopped up on Nyquill (a.k.a "the NyQ")
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    i'll field one of these for joe.

    straight men don't wear scarfs. thank you.

    ...now back to our regularly scheduled program.
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    ...p.s. the flames suck.
  • tune1shadetune1shade
    QUOTE (76 @ Jan 31 2006, 06:56 PM)
    straight men don't wear scarfs. thank you.



    Nuhuh

    http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/5284/dsc085013df.jpg

    TWO scarves.
    (p.s. Sorry for stealing the scarf elleviesmusique)


    Explain then.
  • Unknown
    why does it pee when i sting?


    - a confused wasp
  • darbie_starpowerdarbie_starpower
    QUOTE (Head Full of Crazy @ Jan 31 2006, 01:16 PM)
    why does it pee when i sting?


    because you're in communist russia... as for the stinging while peeing, you might want to see a doctor...


    tongue.gif
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    QUOTE (tonetoile @ Jan 31 2006, 02:04 PM)
    Nuhuh

    http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/5284/dsc085013df.jpg

    TWO scarves.
    (p.s.  Sorry for stealing the scarf elleviesmusique)
    Explain then.



    i've always said i thought damian was gay.
  • Unknown
    QUOTE (darbie_starpower @ Jan 31 2006, 07:25 PM)
    because you're in communist russia... as for the stinging while peeing, you might want to see a doctor...
    tongue.gif



    why thank you kind lady

    but the last time i went to the docter, he tried to swat me, so i tried to sting him..and well.....
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    pandy, maybe you should try standing up when you pee?
  • rain7lookrain7look
    Dearest Joe,

    What should I do with a bedroom that is twice the size of what I can do to it? My new bedroom is HUGE and I don't know what to do. I don't have enough furniture to fill it . . .

    But I have loads of posters, artwork, and photos.

    -spaced out . . . literally.
  • darbie_starpowerdarbie_starpower
    dear jade,
    you can store some of my stuff in it!..
    <3 darbie
  • rain7lookrain7look
    haha, I may consider it!
  • Unknown
    is it big enough to have a okgo gig in it?
  • rain7lookrain7look
    It can fit a whole stage in there, but a small one. But that's all right. They can do the dance in the kitchen. biggrin.gif

    I'm sure they can fit a stage and all the sound equipment in there someway, but probably only a few people could be at the show.
  • Unknown
    sounds like the old angel where i swaw the arctic monkeys!

    i swear it was just a big bedroom


    everyone to jades house for gigs!
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    Joe, I need help with this jigsaw puzzle. I knew I shouldn't have started it, but now that I have, it's driving me crazy. I was going to cut the pieces to make them fit, but that kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think? Help

    Sincerely,
    Puzzled.
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