I charge you ten bucks for the gilded lily, twenty for the Roman holiday, fifty for the old Walrus 'n' Carpenter,and for seventy-five you can sleigh ride down Kilimanjaro
corn nuts are devine
beer nuts:
theyre like... take a colonel of corn add to it some properties of a nut and you got a corn nut
for your own safety. adventuring with some rough crowds can result in waking up in dumpsters outside of strip bars. or at the very least mild food poisoning.
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what's your greatest addiction?
signed
shaky handed addict
the year was 1969, the summer of love, and the chicken crossed the road. why you ask? free love.
makes sense. now i know.
my biggest fear is spiders... i'm getting sick to my stomach thinking about them.
do you think it's fate we hate the same thing?
heroin
heroin is cause irrational fear of spiders
When seeing a band live, how do I make myself stand out in amongst a see of screaming indie 14-year olds?
Signed,
Fangirl, drowning in other females' hormones.
What does Joe want, what does Joe need, what does Joe get?
signed
future Joe stalker
the obvious answer is to tart it up, bands cant resist a good old english strumpet. so hooker boots and a bustier.
dear stalker
i like corn nuts, sweaters, and sugary soda type drinks. feel free to send non poisoned items
If I have a dollar does that mean you're a prostitute?
signed
udercover hairstylist
I hate corn nuts with a PASSION! how can you eat them, bleh I say, bleh!
what is a corn nut exactly?
signed beer nut
I charge you ten bucks for the gilded lily, twenty for the Roman holiday, fifty for the old Walrus 'n' Carpenter,and for seventy-five you can sleigh ride down Kilimanjaro
corn nuts are devine
beer nuts:
theyre like... take a colonel of corn add to it some properties of a nut and you got a corn nut
I am allergic to corn, but corn is my fav food. Isn't that sad?
signed
corns and bunyons
I am allergic to corn, but corn is my fav food. Isn't that sad?
signed
corns and bunyons
that is terribly sad, almost as sad as being allergic to puppies
what can i do?
- puppyless pup
I just had some fish and got a tiny cartilage stuck on me gums, I ask you, how can I relieve the pain?
I don't like banana milshakes, but I don't mind eating it if it's frozen, why do you think that is?
signed
Milk Delivery Assassin
suck it up, who cares if you die!
shark eater,
put lotion on it
milk man,
stop impregnating women
I'm quite nervous and stressed about my licensing exam. Can you give some words of advice to make the Tempe smile?
signed
the Tempe
dont mix dairy and citrus
why are adventures only for boys?
signed,
a very adventurous and able girl
why are adventures only for boys?
signed,
a very adventurous and able girl
for your own safety. adventuring with some rough crowds can result in waking up in dumpsters outside of strip bars. or at the very least mild food poisoning.