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  • dear joe,
    what's your greatest addiction?
    signed
    shaky handed addict
  • QUOTE (sweetness @ Jun 2 2008, 04:34 PM)
    now, about the chicken,

    the year was 1969, the summer of love, and the chicken crossed the road. why you ask? free love.

    makes sense. now i know.

    my biggest fear is spiders... i'm getting sick to my stomach thinking about them.


    do you think it's fate we hate the same thing?
  • the answer to all 3 questions:



    heroin

    heroin is cause irrational fear of spiders
  • Dear Joe,
    When seeing a band live, how do I make myself stand out in amongst a see of screaming indie 14-year olds?

    Signed,
    Fangirl, drowning in other females' hormones.
  • Dear Joe-nan

    What does Joe want, what does Joe need, what does Joe get?


    signed
    future Joe stalker
  • dear fangirl,

    the obvious answer is to tart it up, bands cant resist a good old english strumpet. so hooker boots and a bustier.


    dear stalker

    i like corn nuts, sweaters, and sugary soda type drinks. feel free to send non poisoned items
  • Dear Joe-colate

    If I have a dollar does that mean you're a prostitute?

    signed
    udercover hairstylist
  • QUOTE (sweetness @ Jun 3 2008, 02:37 PM)
    i like corn nuts

    I hate corn nuts with a PASSION! how can you eat them, bleh I say, bleh!
  • dear joe,
    what is a corn nut exactly?
    signed beer nut
  • hairstylist:

    I charge you ten bucks for the gilded lily, twenty for the Roman holiday, fifty for the old Walrus 'n' Carpenter,and for seventy-five you can sleigh ride down Kilimanjaro


    corn nuts are devine

    beer nuts:

    theyre like... take a colonel of corn add to it some properties of a nut and you got a corn nut
  • dear joe,
    I am allergic to corn, but corn is my fav food. Isn't that sad?
    signed
    corns and bunyons
  • QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Jun 3 2008, 07:17 PM)
    dear joe,
    I am allergic to corn, but corn is my fav food. Isn't that sad?
    signed
    corns and bunyons



    that is terribly sad, almost as sad as being allergic to puppies
  • dear joe, i am alergic to puppys and all dogs


    what can i do?


    - puppyless pup
  • Dear Joe-nut

    I just had some fish and got a tiny cartilage stuck on me gums, I ask you, how can I relieve the pain?
  • Dear Joe-ster

    I don't like banana milshakes, but I don't mind eating it if it's frozen, why do you think that is?

    signed
    Milk Delivery Assassin
  • puppy hater,

    suck it up, who cares if you die!


    shark eater,

    put lotion on it


    milk man,

    stop impregnating women
  • dear joe,
    I'm quite nervous and stressed about my licensing exam. Can you give some words of advice to make the Tempe smile?
    signed
    the Tempe
  • sage advice:

    dont mix dairy and citrus
  • dear joe,

    why are adventures only for boys?

    signed,
    a very adventurous and able girl
  • QUOTE (katieyellow @ Jun 4 2008, 09:31 PM)
    dear joe,

    why are adventures only for boys?

    signed,
    a very adventurous and able girl



    for your own safety. adventuring with some rough crowds can result in waking up in dumpsters outside of strip bars. or at the very least mild food poisoning.
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