Dear JM, Why do people drink Mountain Dew? Don't they realize it's poison? Sincerely Don't do the Dew doo
dear blasphemer,
mountain dew is an institution. it is delicious and good for you. it is second only to to red tangerine fanta on the scale of deliciousness in sodas. please apologize to mountain dew, and yourself.
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because largely boys are stupid. especially guys whose first name is a lastname. you know who you are.
are top 5 lists creepy?
- list maker
absolutley.
Saki bomb?
Sincerely,
Tequila Rose
are mels hands cold?
- hand watcher
not now chief im in the f-in' zone
(if youve ever seen 'my new haircut' on youtube youd get it, jager bombs!)
hand watcher:
depends on the weather now doesnt it?
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Why do people drink Mountain Dew? Don't they realize it's poison?
Sincerely
Don't do the Dew doo
Why do people drink Mountain Dew? Don't they realize it's poison?
Sincerely
Don't do the Dew doo
dear blasphemer,
mountain dew is an institution. it is delicious and good for you. it is second only to to red tangerine fanta on the scale of deliciousness in sodas. please apologize to mountain dew, and yourself.
sincerely
joe
shame on you.
Is the Mountain Dew company paying you? If so, I demand some of the profits.
Toodles,
Moutain Don't Doer
how can Tempe find a nice Jewish boy? She's been wasting the last 4 years at it
Sincerely,
A concerned friend that is NOT Tempe, I swear
dear not tempe,
by learning to make a mean kreplach. i dunno how you spell that. or opening a deli, men love delis
by learning to make a mean kreplach. i dunno how you spell that. or opening a deli, men love delis
this is brilliant! But Mountain Dew will not be on the menu. Mmm...kreplach....*drool*
tis more insightful than you realize. We'll see if Alice/Electra or Rachel can vouch for that
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