i've looked if there is an already existing topic but i've found none so i thought i should start it ...
I read loads of funny quotes of the band in loads of signatures and i thought it would be cool to just collect any funny, wise or otherwise interewsting quotes of them here...?
'to play you need four things' - Damian
'not breathing can cause you to die' -Damian
'girls dig dentists.... they way i give it to you freaky... yeah, you know what i mean...' -Tim
'Look, treadmills!' - Damian
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i can't remember a lot right now, but i guess you do...?
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Mayo, don't you know... "a P.O. needs a dollar amount!"
"Did you just say 'take your pants off?' I'm starting to wonder what we mean to you people. I mean, I know we're those assholes from the treadmill video, but I didn't think we were strippers." -Damian
Well I would, but I'm in my pajamas, and I don't have any shoes on and... I realy don't want to get my socks wet... -Andy
Kicking Harvard ass and taking names ~Rusty Ross
"Dan, cue New York." -Damian
Loveness
haha. sorry i just found that really funny!
Hahaha that's great. Where is that from?
Here are a few random ones:
"A ndy Ross is our own personal monster human." --Damian
"Beat the fuckers." --Damian
"Hey I heard that magic…is the spirit of illusion." --Tim
"... This is an all-ages show, love." - Damian
and of course: "Duble bas kager" - Damian
@Mixtape: Hahaha, he said that to me too. Stinky, stinky boy.
"I take my work pretty seriously. So if Darren is going to come in. He should knock or something. My privacy is really important to me." - the Konopka
"I don't remember what this song's called, but it's about some stuff" - Damian Kulash
"Right after this, I'm goin' to the BATHROOM, girl!! Uh! Potty time!!" - Tim Norwdwind
damian: tim's from michigan you guys...
tim: yeah, i'm from kalamazoo...
everyone: WOO!
tim: yeah... anyone here from kalamazoo?
girl in front: WOO!
tim: liar.
"I'M GOIN' GET A BAG OF CHIPS!"
"I'm so sorry I smacked you in the face like that!" - from the middle of a crowd
"When we make secret plans, we hide them from you because we're assholes."
"And you know, aside from that gigantic shot of Jameson, I’m sober. You guys are actually, like, people-coloured. Which is nice, because last time I was it here, it was like a bunch of mean robots in the crowd, 'I’m gonna’ fucking kill him!'"
"Thank you, France, for giving us Daft Punk."
Two of my favourites ever:
"I do, however, feel strongly that we should all be involved in the process of choosing our leaders, even if it is on a lesser-of-two-evils basis. If we extract ourselves from the system, due to apathy or dissatisfaction, we give our consent to the status quo."
"And then I just realized that I had to decide to be poor for a long time and just do what I wanted to do. It’s the kind of thing your parents should tell you not to do and your friends should tell you to do, you know? So I’ll side with your friends on this one."
-Damian
"There is no 'try', there is only 'do'." ~ Damian Kulash (channeling Yoda)
"There is no 'try', there is only 'do'." ~ Damian Kulash (channeling Yoda)
"Yoda! Not 'yoga'!" - Damian