Random Stuff

darbie_starpower

QUOTE (tonetoile @ Jun 20 2006, 09:20 PM)

My favorite went as such:
small kid: "HI BEN [me in background: "his name is Ken. KEN."] YOUR FRIENDS ARE BUNNIES. They have bunny ears and bunny tails and bunny fur. .... BYE."

that's great...

agentnumone

shes got the looks to make, looks it to fake, looks to it break it, shes got the...

Tempe Arizona

QUOTE (tonetoile @ Jun 20 2006, 07:20 PM)

Today, my friends and I were in a park when two small children (less than 5-years-old, I'm guessing) came up and just started talking with us. Soon, they were our new bffs and I exploited them into calling up my guyfriend and leaving voicemails on his phone. My favorite went as such:
small kid: "HI BEN [me in background: "his name is Ken. KEN."] YOUR FRIENDS ARE BUNNIES. They have bunny ears and bunny tails and bunny fur. .... BYE."
They were spectacular kids who will, no dount, gorw into spectacular people.

Tonetoile, you're hillarious! You've really got to write all these stories down and make a book!

agentnumone

I wake up, it's a bad dream
Noone on my side
I was fighting
But I just feel too tired
To be fighting
Guess I'm not the fighting kind
Wouldn't mind it
If you were by my side
But you're long gone
Yeah you're long gone now

QueenofthePosers

Did these small children have parents? I just feel sketched out when small kids are alone in parks...like that 5 year old the teens on acid thought was a gremlin and took home and put in the closet....

women60banana

RIVERS CUOMO GOT MAAARRIIIIEEEEED!

jedi_grrlie

I played the Lemmings today on the PS2. It was fun. I wanted to play MediEvil, though, but I couldn't find the CD.

agentnumone

QUOTE (mixtape @ Jun 21 2006, 12:57 AM)

RIVERS CUOMO GOT MAAARRIIIIEEEEED!

BARF? i thought he was on wemen strike.

pencilhail02

QUOTE (agentnumone @ Jun 21 2006, 08:26 AM)

BARF? i thought he was on wemen strike.

HAHAH BARF? i love you!

women60banana

QUOTE (agentnumone @ Jun 21 2006, 08:26 AM)

BARF? i thought he was on wemen strike.

Nah, he was just celibate and wanted to wait until he knew he would be with someone for the rest of his life.

pencilhail02

so who has been waiting all their life to sleep with/marry me? any takers?

women60banana

Well not *all* my life, but since I was a toddler at least..

pencilhail02

hHAHAHAH original soulmates mother fuckers


lets get on the sex

Unknown

QUOTE (jedi_grrlie @ Jun 21 2006, 06:46 AM)

I played the Lemmings today on the PS2. It was fun. I wanted to play MediEvil, though, but I couldn't find the CD.

lemmings is the sex of games


i was brought up on that game, and most people have never played it over here, which i was miffed at

Andy: so lemmings rules!
person: buh?
Andy: LEMMINGS
person: whats that...
Andy: *acts out all the things lemmings do in the game in a amazing dance*
person: *backs away*

women60banana

Hahaha, my cousin just found out that his girlfriend's pregnant and he wants to name it after Paris Hilton.

pencilhail02

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH hes just setting that poor girl up for a life of failure and skankerific-ness

women60banana

Well, his other favourite idea is Teagan Sara Gordon.

pencilhail02

TEEHEE!

i was nameless for 3 friggen days - so i was "the child" for a while!!!

my father wanted to name me rosamunda

the bastard

women60banana

You think your dad's a bastard? Mine wanted to name me Theresa -- after his EX-GIRLFRIEND.

pencilhail02

HAHAHAH WOW


ahahahhaha im not even gonna touch that!

i was supposed to be born valentines day and they wanted to name me valentina :S