ASK JOE

darbie_starpower

QUOTE (beckysioux @ Jan 13 2009, 12:41 PM)

Are we gonna get a blizzard in Chicago like they've been predicting?

i'm not joe, but uh *looks out window at perfectly blue skies,* i'm gonna go with "no..."

sweetness

currently joe is only available in standard definition and IMAX

Tempe Arizona

dear joe,
i love the broken crown, you know, the one you stole and held for randsom. Love the broken crown. Can I borrow the broken crown?
sincerely,
the person who wants the broken crown

dear joe,
is it possible that a combination of Roger Moore, chocolate, and Marc Bolan have fried my brain?
signed,
slightly high

target35ghost

Dear Joe,

A certain gentleman has instructed me to "stay classy"; how might this be achieved when I'm not entirely sure that I'm classy in the first place?

Sassily yours,
Sugarpants.

sweetness

scientifically speaking tempe, the answer to both those questions lie in the ancient bones of dinosaurs. the once proud king lizards who once roamed this earth many histories ago. i got guys looking into it. ill let you know when they get me solid answers.

alice. did this gentleman refer to you as 'sugarpants'? if he did i would doubt his credentials in classyness. he probably likes wine out of boxes.

Tempe Arizona

dear joe,
have you or your sources ever met a man named Electric Slim and the Factory Hen?
signed,
the rooster

sweetness

i met a flamable slim once but not electric

Tempe Arizona

dear joe,
why does anything with a monkey or a chicken make me laugh?

llama0engine

Dear Joe,
Why did Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore leave us? He said he was going out to get cigarrettes but he never came back.

sweetness

in medieval times the chicken and monkey were symbols of opression, youre laughter is a way of 'taking it back' and 'reclaiming it as your own' simple!


Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore... well, hes just... busy, thats all, its ok. tempe will take care of you all while hes gone. and we can see him christmas anf, easter, were still a family! just a different kind of family.

Tempe Arizona

Yes, I and my magical mythical beasts will keep you all company.

dear joe,
should i be scared for next Monday? Because I am. I'm scared shitless.

sweetness

you have nothing to fear but spiders. so pray monday isnt spidercon 2009 in your neck of the woods

Tempe Arizona

dear joe,
is it possible to bottle awesome? if so you'd have a million dollar product

dear joe,
will Amy Winehouse ever be clean?

agentnumone

hey joby.

Theres this girl at work is named "Jo" what do you suppose her real name is?

sweetness

the answer to all these questions can be summed up in one phrase.


the quick brown for jumped over the lazy brown dog

darbie_starpower

QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 22 2009, 11:10 PM)

the quick brown for jumped over the lazy brown dog

dear joe,
is for an exotic animal i've never heard of or did you mean to type fox?!? or perhaps frog?!? those frogs sure can jump...

agentnumone

QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 23 2009, 12:10 AM)

the answer to all these questions can be summed up in one phrase.


the quick brown for jumped over the lazy brown dog

This makes no sense!!!!! expecially in response to my question. I DEMAND A RECOUNT.

dear joe,

can i have a recount?

sweetness

i meant fox. but if you want to go with for thats ok too.


mel, no recounts are for suckas. and i aint about to be a sucka

agentnumone

Dear joe,

tell us more about these ponies.

-Mel

sweetness

sometimes we would milk them for pony cheese, sometimes we cheesed pigs, cats, never kangaroos.