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  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    Dear joe,

    what would you do if you left your ariel disney princess chapstick in your work pants and wont be able to use it for 5 days!?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    once if regained my composure and changed my undoubtedly soiled pants. i would hitch hike to the store and but more, possibly going with a different princess just for variety.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona

    dear joe,
    have you met the Starman and Planet Queen? Would you like to be introduced?
    signed,
    ziggy stardust
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i met them at a party at gore vidals house, although it turned out to be a swingers party and i was unaware. me and george hamilton met that night as well, crazy times.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    who's in charge of cheese?
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    dear joe,

    what about goat cheese?

    -mel
  • sweetnesssweetness
    cheese falls under the jurisdiction of UNCHEEZECO the united nations cheese coalition.


    goat cheese has its own subdivision, along with cat cheese, and pig cheese.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    are desert cheeses effected, i.e. cheese cake or blueberry stilton?
    why is cream cheese called "cheese"?
    is dora the explorer growing up too fast?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    cheesecake is unaffected on account of the cream cheese, which is called cheese because they ran out of fun names like stilton, and mollusk, which isnt a cheese but is really fun to say. and yes, i do think dora is growing up too fast, i saw her the other day out on the streets hustling to get some cigarettes
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    have you ever experienced Russian guilt? While it's meant not to be taken seriously, it zings worse than a bee sting, you know.
  • sweetnesssweetness
    is that a drink?
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona

    no, it's something cruel that Russians give. Have you ever been to Russia?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i AM russia suckas
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    dear jodie,

    if you were a wrestler what would your name be? or rather what should my wrestler name be?

    -Mels
  • sweetnesssweetness
    you should be 'the steel magnolia' you would get so much respect.
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    should i still wear my gloves? its not that cold anymore but they feel like part of my hands... ive been wearing them for too long i think...
  • sweetnesssweetness
    wear em till they stink

    -old gaelic proverb
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    How do you feel about hub cap diamond star halos? What about aligators? And lastly, what's is all about, Alfie?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    are we talking about dressing like a pimp? im so confused!
  • canoe7grapecanoe7grape
    joe.

    i have a really really supremely important job interview tomorrow at 2pm. how do i dazzle my interviewers?


    love
    me.
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