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  • hmmm. it appears im too late. did you smell bad? my advice. dont smell bad.
  • dear joe,
    do you have a book or a magic 8 ball to give us advice when you're too busy to do it yourself?
  • i have a series of audio cassettes available from my website. the cost is high but the results are priceless.
  • are there any celebrity commentaries on those tapes too?

    hey what would you do if someone said you looked like Micheal Landon from little house on the prairie ... keep in mindin this senario you're a girl wearing suspenders and a shirt with a tiny amount of flowers on it..

    -mel
  • QUOTE (agentnumone @ Apr 11 2009, 07:25 AM)
    hey what would you do if someone said you looked like Micheal Landon from little house on the prairie ... keep in mindin this senario you're a girl wearing suspenders and a shirt with a tiny amount of flowers on it..


    What's this now? Did a drunken customer give our Mel some snark? Do I have to come up there and beat him up? Don't get me wrong, Michael Landon is great. But you look nothing like him even in prairie clothes.
  • we have guest commentary by l ron hubbard and bam margera


    and michael landon guy, you tel him that he looks like don knotts. that will shut him up good proper like.
  • dear joe,
    why are names with the letter "x" so uncommon? Do you know anyone personally who has the letter "x" in their name? If so, can I have their autograph as proof?
  • i know some alex's and my friend kevins middle name is xavier, i went to high school with a girl named xi that was wild.
    can i get autograps? maybe.
  • dear joe,
    what's the oddest thing you've ever seen? what's the oddest thing you've ever seen at the supermarket?
  • the oddest thing ive ever seen was a bearded lady. it was a LONG beard. at least a foot


    at a supermarket?

    hmmm... its not odd i guess, but this one supermarket has a live lobster tank which i thought was cool as a kid

    also those 'homies' are odd.
  • dear joe,
    have you ever met anyone named "Lashunda"? have you ever known identical twins?
  • i have not met anyone named anything close to that.

    i hae known identical twins every year since 1999, at every school ive attended theres been twins.

  • dear joe
    have you ever dated identical twins? if so, have you ever got them confused?
  • QUOTE (sweetness @ Apr 12 2009, 02:55 AM)
    we have guest commentary by l ron hubbard and bam margera


    and michael landon guy, you tel him that he looks like don knotts. that will shut him up good proper like.


    he kindof does... creppy...

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    What's this now? Did a drunken customer give our Mel some snark? Do I have to come up there and beat him up? Don't get me wrong, Michael Landon is great. But you look nothing like him even in prairie clothes.


    yeah it was a coworker... but i guess hes normally eccentric... even so it was uncalled for.

    hey joe,

    how do you tell a bad coconut from a good coconut?
  • QUOTE (agentnumone @ Apr 13 2009, 07:27 PM)
    yeah it was a coworker... but i guess hes normally eccentric... even so it was uncalled for.


    Indeed. Crazy Old Fart. I'd busta his face for you, but it sounds like he's already taken care of that himself. blink.gif
  • brandon miss,

    nope, but if i had then it wouldnt matter if i got them confused cause id be dating both of them, i just need to make sure theyre both in the same room at all times

    mel,

    the coconuts are the ones that dont stink. maybe...

    i dont know actually...
  • dear joe,
    you know those inflight magazines featuring strange useless products to buy? have you ever bought one of those products?
  • i have not, i usually dont buy things out of magazines. i would consider one of those teddy atlas get muscular kits from old archie comics though
  • dear joe,
    do magicians live in a magic world? if so, how can I get in?
  • through nikola teslas machine. duuuuuuuuh.
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