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  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona

    dear joe,
    did you know that Ziggy Stardust played Nikola Tesla in that film?
  • thephantommilkthephantommilk
    that was a cool film. I liked it.

    Nikola Tesla in general was brilliantly insane.
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i did infact know he played tesla.

    tesla always got the shaft from that asshole edison.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    this is an important question, age old, that I feel if not answered might cause me to go insane...so.....
    light saber or ray gun? which would you choose and which one rocks harder?
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    i know this is the ask joe thread but... rayguns are so much cooler than light sabers... have you ever seen anyone with a lightsaber and not thought dork? yeah i didnt think so...
  • sweetnesssweetness
    mel makes a really good point. im gonna say ray gun. her argument was concise, convincing, compelling and above all corn fitting.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe and mel,
    you speak da truth oh wise ones! How can I be wise too?
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    if people believe in aliens and ghosts, how come no one believes in wearwolves and vampires?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i believe in aliens, sure. like illigal aliens! ZING! no but seriously folks. ummmm, i have no answer for you.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    Dear Joe,
    Are you relieved to no longer have 6666 posts? Why doesn't Bob Saget host "America's Funniest Home Videos" anymore? Why aren't you watching the Miss Mississippi pageant? The winner goes to the Miss America Pageant you know.
  • sweetnesssweetness
    6666 was a tough number to break cause it was so... numbery!

    did i win the miss mississippi pageant? i should have.

    bob sagat would do anything. ANYTHING. for cocaine.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    does joe know about this?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i forgot to tell him, but in my defense he wouldnt have noticed he was too busy watching project runway
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    Dear Joe,
    How can I get rad bad 80s Flock of Seagulls hair?
  • taxi30dahliataxi30dahlia
    Dear Joe,
    Do you know how to tell a male bird from a female one? Because my pet bird is having strange...tendencies XD
  • sweetnesssweetness
    dear melody

    did you check under the bird? sometimes males and females have different colourations... i dont know. but i DO know that they poop and reproduce form the same hole! gross.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    Dear Joe,
    Mick Jagger and David Bowie I could see how they qualify as rock legends. But how did Rod Stewart get to that status?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    his hair!
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    what are your views on the "european shoulder bag" also known as a "man purse"?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    theyre fine as long as they dont look like something your lady would wear.

    whatever works for you brother! as long as you dont look like a lady im cool with it. otherwise it messes me up
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