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  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    dear joe,

    were you too scared to milk kangaroos?

    -mel
  • sweetnesssweetness
    yes. its scary cause you gotta stick your hands in the pouches... and theyre kinda slimy
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    dear joe,

    whats the best way to eat an oreo ?

    -Melissa
  • sweetnesssweetness
    with milk and with your mouth

    i would like cookies. please send cookies.
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    Dear Joe,

    If you had to watch "We will rock you" the musical based on Queens Greatest hits every night, what would you do to pass the time?

    -Melissa
  • sweetnesssweetness
    hmmm, make a bouncy ball out of garbage bags, read magazines, read old magazines, read a book on vintage pointed sticks, make a pointed stick, learn origami, teach yourself german, grow a mustache, the possibilities are endless, and mostly involve reading... which is kinda lame
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    umm its dark in there and we cant bring anything in... we just get to stand at a spot at watch for cameras... but we can be sneaky i suppose... just wish i had something sneaky to do in there.

    dear joe,

    why do people still think whyd the chicken cross the road jokes funny?

    -Melissa
  • sweetnesssweetness
    why did the chicken cross the road?











































    because its kitschy. damned if i know.
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    i thought you knew everything! ph34r.gif

    dear joe,

    you dont know everything?!

    - mels
  • llama0enginellama0engine
    Dear Joe?
    Can I make any statement a question by putting a question mark on the end?
    Signed?
    Curious?
  • darbie_starpowerdarbie_starpower
    dear joe,
    i heard you on the radio today... and by "you" i mean jimmy eat world sweetness... have you heard yourself on the radio lately?!?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i dont know everything because im not paid nearly enough to know everything


    yes?


    i havent listened to the radio in ages, so no. cant say i have. thank you for your concern though.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 19 2009, 11:32 PM)
    in medieval times the chicken and monkey were symbols of opression, youre laughter is a way of 'taking it back' and 'reclaiming it as your own' simple!


    LOLOLOLOL!!!

    dear joe,
    are you anti-primate? or possibley anti-simian? or possibley anti-poultry? or possibley anti-Hannah Montanna?
    what should I make of all this?
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i can neither confirm nor deny or even comment on the extent of my racism/xenophobia/hatred of them bugs from starship troopers

    but lets just say me and bugs dont see eye to eye. on a couple of levels.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    have you met the spiders from mars? they're pretty great you know.
  • sweetnesssweetness
    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    ew. mars spiders sound terrifying.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    do you fear spiders? also do you watch "Lost" and if so, is Ben evil?
    sincerely,
    Spider Ben Fearer, dmd
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i do not watch lost. but spiders are scary. anything with more then 4 legs is unnatural.
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    dear joe,
    why are midgets feared? and why are they always used to portray the grotesque side of human nature?
    signed,
    angry munchkin
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i dont think theyre feared much these days. its just vern troyer and that guy who played tattoo gave little people a bum rap.
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