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  • CourtneytasticCourtneytastic
    ...his jerky side came out. He brought home a cat and pretended not to know that Courtney was very allergic to felines.
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    Julian was trying to get rid of her. He had a mistress. Her name was Angela. If he just divorced Courtney then he'd have to fork over half his fortune. Julian and Angela had decided to . . .
  • CourtneytasticCourtneytastic
    HAHAHA
    Too funny.

    ...think up a plan to get Courtney to hate Julian and thus agree to a divorce. However...
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    Courtney had just found out that she was pregnant. She decided to. . .
  • tune1shadetune1shade
    ...buy a ring for Julian. Surely, since she was pregnant he would want to marry her and live in a little house with a little white picket fence. So, she bought a ring, got down on one knee, and pulled out the golden band. Suddenly, looking into her huge doe-like eyes, he...
  • doctor5capdoctor5cap
    bitch slapped her and replyed "we are already married!". Julian's jerky side was starting to come out and Courtney didnt want to wait around to see it so...
  • key8poetkey8poet
    she packed her clothes and hit the road in her giant Winnebago. She thought maybe she'd go...
  • CSunderlaCSunderla
    take the huge volkswagon van and pick up everyone: Mario, Talbert, Julian, and Angela and dump them into the Hudson River, Courtney was secretly a...
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    hired assasin. She had no conscience. Women, children, and men...she would kill them all. But now she had a baby that she loved more than life, and this baby needed a daddy. She would not kill Julian, but made plans ro get rid of the rest. She was going to have a HAPPY life even if it meant killing everyone around her! Then. . .
  • doctor5capdoctor5cap
    she realized that she didnt file her taxes yet...
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    There was nothing more annoying than IRS agents. She had to take care of those stupid taxes. Then...
  • key8poetkey8poet
    and only then would she be able to continue with her *other* plans. But things started to go wrong when, on the way to place where she gets her taxes done, someone....
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    tripped her. She would not stand for this. She had to kill that stupid ignorant guy. So she did. In the ally. But then . . .
  • key8poetkey8poet
    she almost had a heart attack when a cop car drove right past her. But they didn't notice her or the body-they were after someone else this time. It was....
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    dumb luck. She realized that she wasn't as good as she used to be. She paid her taxes. On her way home . . .
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    she was mezmorized by something shiney she could see glittering on the floor. it was...
  • CSunderlaCSunderla
    a 100-karat gold grill left behind by a thug she knew by the name of Snoop Dogg. She recognized his teeth imprints immediately. She picked it up and...
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    realized that shiny gold grill was really a bedazzled roach broach. She...
  • CSunderlaCSunderla
    saved the roach just in the nick of time, for the roach was dying of starvation and thirst! She then pinned it on her jacket and...
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    they both started an international sensation. A book and movie came out about them. There was even talk of...
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