A Neverending Story

doctor5cap

in the midst of the Albert/julian/talbert make out session courtney decided that this was her chance to get away. she took the suitcase that was already packed for an emergency just like this, and stole the keys to Julians Mustang. She turned the keys in the ignition, and started to back out of the drive way, but then she heard a frantic knocking at the window, it was...

target35ghost

...Angela! She had witnessed Julian, the man who had said he'd loved her, making out with two other guys, and was so distressed that she felt the need to run off with Julian's wife (an odd turn of events, but there you go). Courtney looked at her, trying to decide what to do, when...

key8poet

her mother called. Courtney looked at her phone, knowing that there was absolutely no way she could begin to describe what was going on right now. So she put her phone back in her purse and....

thephantommilk

opened the door for angela- she thought they needed to have a little heart to heart. So when Angela got in, and had buckled her seat belt, Courtney sped off. The first thing she said to her arch-nemesis was...

agentnumone

Can i borrow a couple thou? i need to to pay off ...

thephantommilk

the big guy up there, for letting me come back down. He's a funny old dude, you know. He's not just the Godfather, see? He's actually God... though I think the godfather was a better mobster. This one tries, but he just hasn't got the accent for it. Anyways, he couldn't understand why I'd want to come back to a pit like Earth. Of course, the real reason I wanted to come back was...

agentnumone

I'm PREGNANT! With.....

key8poet

either Albert or Julian's child!!" See, that's the problem- Courtney has no clue who the father is. An idea struck her. She said to Angela "But maybe we can make a deal: if you help me get Julian's & Albert's DNA for testing, I'll help you get..."

agentnumone

A date with ESTAVIO, Felsters Latin Lover, don't worry they're on a break...

thephantommilk

and I think you two would hit it off, and..." Courtney kept blabbering on and on, but Angela had stopped listening, enveloped in her own thoughts. If only Courtney knew that Estavio was really...

target35ghost

Angela's cousin - in fact, Angela had been the one to get Estavio and Felster together in the first place when they met at her own wedding to Albert...

okraparrot5

(OMG)

But Angela agreed to help Courtney . . . since she was also pregnant w/ Julian's or Albert;s baby. . .

key8poet

(WHOAAAAAA)

(that is juicy.)

Angela thought there would be no reason to keep this from Courtney. She said, "You don't need to hook me up with Estavio, Courtney. We both need this DNA... I'm pregnant too." Courtney's first reaction was....

okraparrot5

(hahaha)

punch Angela in the face, but she restrained herself. They were both in this together. Suddenly Courtney & Angela felt a hit. Julian's long lost sister and Albert's 2nd mistress was right behind them and she was angry.

key8poet

Not only was she pissed about finally meeting the *other* women in Albert's life, she was furious because the man that Courtney had killed right before getting her taxes done had been her best friend. Courtney didn't think there had been any witnesses! And now the woman, whose name was Violet, was ready for revenge. She...

agentnumone

Took out photos and threathened to blackmail them the photos were of...

thephantommilk

julian's bunny fetish tapes. Or, more specifically, they were of Angela and Courtney both sneaking into Julian's room to watch his tapes in the middle of the night. Individually, of course- they had never met before this. Suddenly Angela and Courtney came to the stunning realization that...

doctor5cap

they were more in common than they thought they were. Both in love with the same man. Both in the same position. Both pregnant. Angela and Courtney knew that they were sisters (from another mother!) and that they would have to go the rest of the way together. The first thing they thought they would do would be to...

target35ghost

[ahhh the excitement is overwhelming!!!]

...somehow obtain DNA samples of both the men to take to a private doctor in Europe and determine the fathers of their babies (they wanted European doctors because the nature of their predicament meant that staying in the US would make them track-down-able, which could have disastrous effects). They needed to get the samples surreptiously, so they went off in search of their disguises...

agentnumone

They decided on dressing up like Derek and Hansel in Zoolander when they sneak into the office for the file. But the only way they could ever look like that was if they used the make up skills of Estavio. so they got on thier cells and...