in the palace of shit muffins with Angela and Electra. Angela had left when she married Albert. Missaggie and Electra were forced to come up with ways to sustain their royal life at the palace since their shit muffins weren't selling very well. So, they both became the most sophisticated thieves...they were even invited to join Ocean's Eleven, but they refused because of...
(yesssss I'm in the story!! and please, call me angie )
they refused because of prior commitments. But now, finally, Estavio, Courtney, and Angela had found the help they needed to proceed with the Talbert Liberation Project.
The bank robbery was planned out and went off without a hitch. Angie and Electra had been doing this sort of thing for years, and didn't leave a shred of evidence behind.
The next step was to get Talbert out of jail. It had taken them so long to get the money, he was starting to wonder if they'd forgotten about him.
When Talbert was free at last, he took Angela, Courtney, Estavio, Electra, and Angie out to dinner so they could talk about what their next move should be.
Angela still needed Julian's & Albert's DNA, and Electra said that the best way to track them down would be to...
lure them with a party at the palace. No self respecting man in his right mind could resist shit muffins, which had become somewhat of a trend in the area after the introduction of a secret ingredient, paid for with with moneyy raised from the robberies. So Angie and Electra decided to hold a huge ball, with flowing dresses and cocktails and, obviously, shit muffins...
EVERYONE was invited... well at least everyone with a myspace account... as they put invites out via the website.
1000 RSVPs already! The party was going to be a blast. They knew if they promised the unveiling of the secret Shit muffin ingredient The Strokes would do a free performance at thier party.
That would ensure Albert and Julian in attendence as they've become addicted to those crispy yet moist delights.
get Interpol too. That would be an amazing party. Talbert had once had an affair with Julia, who now dated Daniel, the guitarist from Interpol. It had been a nasty break-up, but they were friends now. As a matter of fact, Talbert had been around the block. He was able to get Arctic Monkeys and OK Go as well...
but with so many hook ups along the way, some trust issues were had between said bands and the horndog that is Talbert. Now all they needed was to wait. Courtney and Angela were going through strategies that would be needed for the DNA extraction, they had to be carefull, all depended on this night, a night that would bring...
quite a surprise for the unsuspecting Julian & Albert. Waiters walked around with plates of muffins for the guests, but little did Julian & Albert know that two special muffins had been made just for them. The muffins had a very powerful sleep aide in them, and once they were passed out, a couple of "paramedics" could arrive and "attempt to revive them".
As much as Courtney and Estavio hated their fake EMT uniforms, they knew that this was the opportune moment for DNA extraction, and the only chance they had left.
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Once they finally had the two samples, it was time for Angela, Esatvio, Courtney, and Talbert to....
Julian had to be rushed to the hospital in the Shit Muffin Kingdom, which contained beds made out of muffin mix. There it was discovered that Julian, though no longer critical, had been poisoned, and the police were starting to point fingers....
the whole gang were on thier toes... what if they got caught? Angie knew this was time to use her skills at cover up. Since they managed to snag the DNA that they needed, Angie knew it wouldnt mattered if they decided to jet. But where would they go? Talbert recomended that they ...
use the proceeds from the party's limited-edition shit muffin auction to buy themselves some form of transportation. Those shit muffins brought in a fortune, and the gang was able to buy a small plane (Estavio just happened to have his pilot's license). Angela suggested that they fly to....
London! They knew ELECTRA would be there and she was known for helping fugitives! But they knew Electra had a thing for Julian and the strokes so they weren't sure if she would give them aid! They had not choice though! So they flew to Electras massive castle of a home and knocked on the door...
... at first, they were worried that they had got the wrong castle (as there are obviously many in London...) as it wasn't Electra but her secret detective Melissa (otherwise known as Agent Number 1) who opened the door. But Melissa soon explained that she had been hired by her friend Electra to investigate the case of the missing underground train, and that the two of them could do whatever they could to help...
Being the amazing supertalented agent she was melissa quickly found out about the police in the area and told the gang where and where not to go. They still didn't know who the father of thier kids were! so they decided to finally get it tested. Melissa took the dna samples to the lab and left the gang to try and solve this train mystery. Melissa also had a dog named scooby... things were getting strange...
Melissa realized that the DNA samples she posessed were Julian's and Albert's! Little did the others know, as Melissa's eyes filled with tears of dismay and anger, that Julian had been Melissa's father who had left her at her 11'th half-birthday party. And Albert was her half-brother who had left the family when he had been discovered snorting coke in the pantry and thus disgraced the family. Melissa had ever since been looking for Julian - partly to regain her father, partly to gain knowledge of who her mother was. As for Albert...
...she didn't really care for him, but was curious to see how he was doing. She had recently found out that Albert was the next heir to the Shit Cupcake Kingdom [the Shit Muffin Kingdom's rival]. If she could get rid of him, she could take over and become its next queen [seeing as how she was 2nd in line]. It wasn't time to think of such things though. She got to the lab, turned in the samples, and headed back to try and find the gang, but more importantly, Julian and Albert. On her way home...
...she took out her pocket knife. This was, after all, the "bad part of town," and she wanted to be prepared just in case someone assaulted her. After a few blocks, she could hear footsteps behind her, getting quicker and closer. Soon, she felt a hand on her shoulder. The rest happened in the blink of an eye. Before she could do something more reasonable, Melissa turned around and stabbed the person in the stomach. Now, as she hovered over the assailant, she gazed at the face, and...
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they refused because of prior commitments. But now, finally, Estavio, Courtney, and Angela had found the help they needed to proceed with the Talbert Liberation Project.
The bank robbery was planned out and went off without a hitch. Angie and Electra had been doing this sort of thing for years, and didn't leave a shred of evidence behind.
The next step was to get Talbert out of jail. It had taken them so long to get the money, he was starting to wonder if they'd forgotten about him.
When Talbert was free at last, he took Angela, Courtney, Estavio, Electra, and Angie out to dinner so they could talk about what their next move should be.
Angela still needed Julian's & Albert's DNA, and Electra said that the best way to track them down would be to...
1000 RSVPs already! The party was going to be a blast. They knew if they promised the unveiling of the secret Shit muffin ingredient The Strokes would do a free performance at thier party.
That would ensure Albert and Julian in attendence as they've become addicted to those crispy yet moist delights.
...
As much as Courtney and Estavio hated their fake EMT uniforms, they knew that this was the opportune moment for DNA extraction, and the only chance they had left.
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Once they finally had the two samples, it was time for Angela, Esatvio, Courtney, and Talbert to....
But something was wrong! JULIAN WASN'T WAKING UP! OH MY!
(un?)fortunately, this distraction allowed the culprits to get away...
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...she took out her pocket knife. This was, after all, the "bad part of town," and she wanted to be prepared just in case someone assaulted her. After a few blocks, she could hear footsteps behind her, getting quicker and closer. Soon, she felt a hand on her shoulder. The rest happened in the blink of an eye. Before she could do something more reasonable, Melissa turned around and stabbed the person in the stomach. Now, as she hovered over the assailant, she gazed at the face, and...