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tune1shade

Number:
Threeve
Wager:
$Texas

moveadvice72

What does that mean? Oh, story time. When dogs are little they all start out squatting when they have to pee, but male dogs have to learn to lift their legs, ok?
Well, my dog always lifted his leg the wrong way. Like he would come up to the tree, smell it, then lift the wrong leg, so he was peeing away from the tree. Eventually, he got it right, after months of taking him to the park so he could watch the other dogs pee the right way. It was pretty funny though, so I thought I'd share. I hope I haven't disqusted any of you beyond repair.

tune1shade

Cadillac, you are amazing. Just so you know.

Sorry for the obscure reference; it's from the Celeb. Jep. with "French Stewart." It's his response to "write a number."

I enjoy making obscure references to shit no one recognizes.

moveadvice72

Good to know. I have random story times throughout my posts. Or at least that's my plan. I think this was my second one. More to come. I'll be watching for your obscure references, and we'll see if I can ever locate their origins. Ok? It will be our little game. Welcome to the board.

rain7look

Burt Reynolds: Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an assbite, pardon my French. *quick laugh*

French Stewart: My name's French!

Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, who gives a damn?
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Alex Trebek: No! Good Lord! We would've accepted "bow-wow" or "ruff"!

Sean Connery: Ah, ruff. Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!
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Hahahahaha, I love it. You can clearly tell. My signature says it all. Hahahaha!

tune1shade

Actually Jaded, I was about to say that I've been secretly oggling over your sig for the past... oh... 5 minutes?

In fact, I've already built a small shrine in my closet and started the small animal sacrifices (and by "small animal sacrifices" I mean Beanie Babies. Man, those things are cute... evil, but cute.)

agentnumone

I just got this

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UK & US Tour Dates
With more coming soon!

1/09/06 -- UK, London -- Bar Academy
1/10/06 -- UK, London -- Metro
1/11/06 -- UK, London -- Windmill
1/13/06 -- UK, Birmingham -- Academy II
1/14/06 -- UK, Newcastle -- Academy II
1/15/06 -- UK, Glasgow -- King Tuts
1/16/06 -- UK, Manchester -- Night & Day
1/18/06 -- UK, Leeds -- Josephs Well
1/19/06 -- UK, Bristol -- Fleece & Firkin


1/23/06 -- Hoboken, NJ -- Maxwell's -- $15, All Ages
1/24/06 -- Brooklyn, NY -- North Six -- $15, 18+
1/26/06 -- Providence, RI -- Lupo' s-- $ 8, All Ages
1/27/06 -- Boston, M A -- Paradise-- $15, 18+
1/28/06 -- New Haven, CT -- Toad's Plac e -- $13, All Ages

Supporting Motion City Soundtrack:

2/16/06 -- Milwaukee, WI -- The Rave -- $14, All Ages
2/18/06 -- Marquette, MI -- Northern Mich. U -- $2/$5, All Ages
2/20/06 -- Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theatre, $15, All Ages
2/21/06 -- Denver, CO -- Gothic Theatre -- $14, All Ages
2/22/06 -- Salt Lake City, UT Lo Fi CafŽ, $13, All
2/24/06 -- Pullman, WA -- CUB Ballroom, Wash. State U -- $10/$15, All Ages
2/25/06 -- Seattle, WA -- Neumos Crystal Ball Reading Room -- $15, All Ages
2/26/06 -- Portland, OR Ð Loveland -- $13, All Ages
2/28/06 -- San Francisco, CA -- Slim's -- $15, All Ages
3/02/06 -- Los Angeles, CA -- Henry Fonda Theatre -- $15, All Ages
3/03/06 -- Pomona, CA -- Glass House -- $15, All Ages
3/04/06 -- San Diego, CA -- Soma -- $14, All Ages
3/05/06 -- Phoenix, AZ -- Marquee Theater -- $14, All Ages
3/07/06 -- Austin, TX Ð Emos -- $12, All Ages
3/08/06 -- Dallas, TX -- Gypsy Ballroom -- All Ages
3/09/06 -- Houston, TX -- Merdian, $13, All Ages
3/11/06 -- St. Petersburg, FL -- State Theatre -- $15, All Ages
3/12/06 -- Orlando, FL -- House of Blues -- $15, All Ages

No Toronto Dates... I feel sad

rain7look

Marquette is so far away from me . . . the closest show is for me is in Madison, and that's 9 hours away!

Marquette is 10 hours.

pencilhail02

Connery: Uh...I'll take swords for 400
Trebek: it's actually not swords sir...these are words that begin with S.

Trebek : I am assuming you picked colours for 800...Name this colour *a block of red appears on the screen*
Reynolds: yeah its a rectangle
Trebek: at this point I am convinced you have a learning disability

Trebek: Here is your audio video clue, Name this continent *deep voice that says ASIA*
Travolta: *silence*

Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick?
Connery: Looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take The Rapists for 800.
Trebek: That's Therapists! Therapists, not the Rapists.

Trebek: the categories are....words that end in "amburger"

Connery: THE DAY IS MINE....I'l take famous titties for 400

I have many more....

agentnumone

LOL!!!
I love that...

agentnumone

Did you guys see this...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=ERDHxP0ryk4&search=snl

tune1shade

I always wanted a shetland pony. Not because I actually could use it to carry shit... they're just so damn cute.

agentnumone

I want the sweater that the SNL guys are wearing in that video. It's crazy-christmassy. I'm going to be singing that SNL christmas song until Christmas.

pencilhail02

HAHAHA i was listening to it at work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is going to get me in such trouble!

rain7look

QUOTE (RoRo @ Dec 21 2005, 10:47 PM)

Connery: Uh...I'll take swords for 400
Trebek: it's actually not swords sir...these are words that begin with S.

Trebek : I am assuming you picked colours for 800...Name this colour *a block of red appears on the screen*
Reynolds: yeah its a rectangle
Trebek: at this point I am convinced you have a learning disability

Trebek: Here is your audio video clue, Name this continent *deep voice that says ASIA*
Travolta: *silence*

Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick?
Connery: Looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take The Rapists for 800.
Trebek: That's Therapists! Therapists, not the Rapists.

Trebek: the categories are....words that end in "amburger"

Connery: THE DAY IS MINE....I'l take famous titties for 400

I have many more....

hahaha, me too, me too.

And that SNL Christmas song! hahahahaha, when I first saw that I laughed so much!

And the sweaters are great!

And Jimmy Fallon looks good in it . . . . .

pencilhail02

I love jimmy!!!!!!! *le sigh*


i enjoyed when he was robin williams on CJ - that was himdoing it right

rain7look

QUOTE (RoRo @ Dec 22 2005, 10:13 AM)

I love jimmy!!!!!!! *le sigh*
i enjoyed when he was robin williams on CJ - that was himdoing it right

hahahahahahahahaha, yeah! That was great too.

Robin Williams: Thank you, yes, Kermit. Yes it's like Kermit and John Wayne goin, "It's not easy being green, pilgrim." It's like Schwarzenegger,"Ya, I'm Kermit the frog, ya that's me, Schwarzenegger Kermit."

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Alex Trebek: Thank you, thank you, anyone else. [ ring ] Mr. Williams, I hate you.

Robin Williams: But I love you! It's like Jesse Helms and Michael Jackson going, "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

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Robin Williams: Oh, the Beatles, oh yes, what if they were the Volkswagon Beatles? Then they'd be in the back going, "I wanna hold your farfigneugent"

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Robin Williams: SHEZBOT!!!
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hahahaha

pencilhail02

HAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHA OMG IT HURTS
LMAO


one of my favourite things ever...

I'll take anal bum cover.....


omg i nearly shat myself when he said that

rain7look

QUOTE (RoRo @ Dec 22 2005, 10:32 AM)

HAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHA OMG IT HURTS
LMAO
one of my favourite things ever...

I'll take anal bum cover.....
omg i nearly shat myself when he said that

HAHAHA! Anal bum cover! hahaha! I saw that one, in fact Adam and I quoted it yesterday! WOO!

And the penis mightier! hahahahaha.

I pretty much talked about Sean Connery all day yesterday. I did with my friend Kevin in 6th hour too. He thinks that Connery smells like French hookers and feet . . . . which is probably half right.

pencilhail02

i would have to agree with you...

oh do you remember this little jem...

Burt - Yeah well, why don't you give me, ah.. why don'tcha give me Ape Tit for $200.

Alex Trebek: It's not Ape Tit it's A Petit...never mind!